Next: the robotic Richard Simmons

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

This article cracks me up. Nice to see that the Pentagon is using their time wisely. Not so sure about the severe and permanent halitosis, though. That not only sounds gross, but I've also known non-guerrillas who have had that problem. Now if they could only develop a weapon to get rid of halitosis.