The little known corrolation between wind and hygiene

Little did I know, but there is a direct correlation between the amount of wind and my capacity to maintain proper hygiene. Yesterday was extremely windy, and because of that I was unable to take a shower all day. Why, you ask? Because our pilot light for the natural gas water heater is outside (which makes sense, wouldn't be a good thing to have inside). Every time I tried to start it up it blew out within a minute. Wasn't too keen on a cold shower, so I opted to go without. Fortunately the wind died down today so I was able to get the hot water going today. That would be a tough thing to deal with in Chicago, I think.